Private Message to Ron Weasley

[alt_zacharias]

Good on ya, mate. Particularly the part where you kept knocking Daphs off-balance. Keep her on her toes, I say.

Listen, I was picking up my bag from the corner where I'd left it at rehearsal, and you'll never guess what I found on the floor.

It was a piece of parchment, all drawn over with little hearts and things. And the interesting part was it had your name all over it. Well, not just your name, eh?

Someone's got quite a crush on you. Here's a sample:

Mr and Mrs Ron Weasley
Mr and Mrs Ronald Weasley
Mrs Evelyn Weasley
Madam Evelyn Weasley
Mrs Evelyn Longbottom-Weasley
Mr and Mrs Ron and Evie Weasley
Mr and Mrs Ronald and Evelyn Weasley
Mr Ron and Mrs Evelyn Weasley
Ron B. and Evelyn M. Weasley
Mr Ronald B and Mrs Evelyn M Weasley
Mrs Evelyn M. Weasley
Mrs E. M. Weasley
Evelyn M. L. Weasley
Evelyn Marie Longbottom Weasley


Well. You get the idea. Too funny, hey?

Anyway. Thought you ought to know. Privately, of course.

Comments

[alt_ron]

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Uhhhm.
 
 
Uh-oh.

[alt_zacharias]

Sorry, mate. Thought she'd got it out of her system but apparently it's still not safe to post a personal note.

Guess that'll teach me to try to keep anything private, eh?

Funny thing, though, I was sure I could cut to the end right after the first few lines and spare some of the pain. No idea why I just kept right on reading.

[alt_ron]

No idea, eh? No idea why you just went straight on making a complete meal of it.

You're a total wanker, Smith.

Don't get in my road any time soon or you'll wish you hadn't.