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[alt_zacharias]

Hey, Patil, what were you asking Matron last night? Did you have feminine trouble?

You weren't 'late' or anything, were you?

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[alt_padma]

He's a wanker, is what he is.

[alt_pansy]

I wonder when he'll sort out that if he ever wants a girl to listen to him without wanting to slap him, he'd better start thinking before he talks.

That'd be the day.

[alt_padma]

You're assuming there's any brain in there at all.

[alt_pansy]

Point!

Private Message to Padma Patil

[alt_pansy]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if we made him have a monthly? Just once? I'd bet he'd just get so bent out of shape about it.

I wish I knew the proper hex for that one.

Re: Private Message to Padma Patil

[alt_padma]

Boys act like they're so strong and brave, but they go spare at the thought of the cramps, don't they?

Re: Private Message to Padma Patil

[alt_pansy]

Too right!

And what's gotten into Corner? That was uncalled for. Does he really want to be put in the same company as Smith? Because he's not winning any popularity awards lately.

Re: Private Message to Padma Patil

[alt_pansy]

Never mind.

Re: Private Message to Padma Patil

[alt_padma]

He and Smith have been quite matey lately. I dunno. I've tried to tell him he can't just make things up about people to fit in, but he's just rather inept, you know.

Re: Private Message to Padma Patil

[alt_pansy]

Yes. He's particularly bad at keeping his mouth shut about where he picked up rumours, for starters.

Re: Private Message to Padma Patil

[alt_padma]

What?

I hope you don't think I said any such thing about you and Perks. I know you're besties. I mean, you could just as easily say something foul about me and Su Li or anyone in Ravenclaw Corner.

I told him a while ago that he should make some pureblood friends, but he's obviously going about it completely wrong.