Blimey.

[alt_zacharias]

Anyone seen Monday's In the Soup? Ordinarily I don't bother with things like that but someone left a copy in our Common Room. And I was looking for the scores from the weekend.

Is it true what it says about the owner of the Wanderers? Now there's a boggart for you! I wonder what's to happen to the club? I've got two players from there, I hope they don't go under because their owner's - well, because he's gone and cheated.

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[alt_zacharias]

I know - I almost thought so too at first! It was the headline and everything.

But no, he was just cheating on his wife. With some witch who works at Harrod's or something.

[alt_seamus]

Oh, it was a shop girl. NOT his office assistant.

That'll teach me to listen to anything Towler says.