alt_zacharias: (Maybe)
[personal profile] alt_zacharias
Hey, Patil, what were you asking Matron last night? Did you have feminine trouble?

You weren't 'late' or anything, were you?

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 02:31 pm (UTC)
alt_padma: (Annoyed)
From: [personal profile] alt_padma
UGH! No. Not that it's any of your business but it wasn't for myself at all.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 02:33 pm (UTC)
alt_padma: (Hm)
From: [personal profile] alt_padma
I didn't say it wasn't private, Smith. I said it was none of your business.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 02:38 pm (UTC)
alt_padma: (Serious)
From: [personal profile] alt_padma
You're utterly horrid.

No. No one got pregnant. It wasn't even a girl, you idiot.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 02:39 pm (UTC)
alt_padma: (Well...)
From: [personal profile] alt_padma
I mean....

It didn't have anything to do with boys and girls.

It was just a mishap. That happened. To someone else.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 06:29 pm (UTC)
alt_pansy: (vaguely amused.)
From: [personal profile] alt_pansy
He really is quite thick, isn't he?

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 06:30 pm (UTC)
alt_padma: (Hm)
From: [personal profile] alt_padma
He's a wanker, is what he is.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 06:39 pm (UTC)
alt_pansy: (vaguely amused.)
From: [personal profile] alt_pansy
I wonder when he'll sort out that if he ever wants a girl to listen to him without wanting to slap him, he'd better start thinking before he talks.

That'd be the day.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 06:40 pm (UTC)
alt_padma: (Default)
From: [personal profile] alt_padma
You're assuming there's any brain in there at all.

Private Message to Padma Patil

Date: 2011-03-15 06:45 pm (UTC)
alt_pansy: (vaguely amused.)
From: [personal profile] alt_pansy
Wouldn't it be hilarious if we made him have a monthly? Just once? I'd bet he'd just get so bent out of shape about it.

I wish I knew the proper hex for that one.

Re: Private Message to Padma Patil

Date: 2011-03-15 06:48 pm (UTC)
alt_padma: (Smug)
From: [personal profile] alt_padma
Boys act like they're so strong and brave, but they go spare at the thought of the cramps, don't they?

Re: Private Message to Padma Patil

Date: 2011-03-15 06:50 pm (UTC)
alt_pansy: (vaguely amused.)
From: [personal profile] alt_pansy
Too right!

And what's gotten into Corner? That was uncalled for. Does he really want to be put in the same company as Smith? Because he's not winning any popularity awards lately.

Re: Private Message to Padma Patil

Date: 2011-03-15 06:52 pm (UTC)
alt_pansy: (Default)
From: [personal profile] alt_pansy
Never mind.

Re: Private Message to Padma Patil

Date: 2011-03-15 06:53 pm (UTC)
alt_padma: (Default)
From: [personal profile] alt_padma
He and Smith have been quite matey lately. I dunno. I've tried to tell him he can't just make things up about people to fit in, but he's just rather inept, you know.

Re: Private Message to Padma Patil

Date: 2011-03-15 06:57 pm (UTC)
alt_pansy: (Default)
From: [personal profile] alt_pansy
Yes. He's particularly bad at keeping his mouth shut about where he picked up rumours, for starters.

Re: Private Message to Padma Patil

Date: 2011-03-15 08:46 pm (UTC)
alt_padma: (Loose)
From: [personal profile] alt_padma
What?

I hope you don't think I said any such thing about you and Perks. I know you're besties. I mean, you could just as easily say something foul about me and Su Li or anyone in Ravenclaw Corner.

I told him a while ago that he should make some pureblood friends, but he's obviously going about it completely wrong.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 06:33 pm (UTC)
alt_padma: (Well...)
From: [personal profile] alt_padma
Oh, right. You're a bloody riot, you are.

Sod off yourself.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 06:34 pm (UTC)
alt_pansy: (vaguely amused.)
From: [personal profile] alt_pansy
If it was a joke, it was about as subtle as a bludger upside the head, and about as funny as one too. Who on earth jokes about something like that?

Oh, wait, insensitive clods like you.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 06:45 pm (UTC)
alt_michael: (Laughing)
From: [personal profile] alt_michael
No, Smith, hadn't you heard? She and Perks switch off. And then snog each other.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 06:48 pm (UTC)
alt_padma: (Serious)
From: [personal profile] alt_padma
Shut it, Corner.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 06:49 pm (UTC)
alt_michael: (Default)
From: [personal profile] alt_michael
But you said--

Private Message to Michael Corner.

Date: 2011-03-15 06:49 pm (UTC)
alt_padma: (Annoyed)
From: [personal profile] alt_padma
Shut it!

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 06:48 pm (UTC)
alt_pansy: (vaguely amused.)
From: [personal profile] alt_pansy
Right. Because your simple mind cannot possibly understand that boys and girls can spend time together and not be snogging, it is obvious to me that

1.) you must not spend a whole lot of time around girls, and

2.) you've never been snogged before.

I have a feeling this is not going to change any time soon.

Private message to Pansy Parkinson

Date: 2011-03-15 07:56 pm (UTC)
alt_sally_anne: (pretty in a peaky sort of way)
From: [personal profile] alt_sally_anne
It's not surprising. Personally, I'd rather snog the giant squid than Smith OR Corner, wouldn't you?

Re: Private message to Pansy Parkinson

Date: 2011-03-15 09:02 pm (UTC)
alt_pansy: (vaguely amused.)
From: [personal profile] alt_pansy
Ugh. You've got that right.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 02:41 pm (UTC)
alt_michael: (Default)
From: [personal profile] alt_michael
It wasn't anything like that, Smith, you berk.

We were revising, is all, and my feet got reversed. I mean, not left-to-right, they were facing backwards.

I had to stay in the hospital wing overnight, but I'm fine now.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 02:42 pm (UTC)
alt_padma: (profile)
From: [personal profile] alt_padma
Sorry again, Corner.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 02:43 pm (UTC)
alt_michael: (Default)
From: [personal profile] alt_michael
Cheers, Patil. Thanks for not saying, but it's okay. I'm not embarrassed. It's like a curse scar, innit, something cool you can tell your grandkids one day.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 02:45 pm (UTC)
alt_padma: (Default)
From: [personal profile] alt_padma
I still can't work out how it happened, though. It must have been Moon's curse-reversal spell reacting badly with my misdirecting direction hex.

It was pretty funny when you kept trying to walk and going the wrong way.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 07:56 pm (UTC)
alt_sally_anne: (Default)
From: [personal profile] alt_sally_anne
His feet wound up backwards?

That's almost nift but mostly awful. How did Madam Pomfrey put it right?

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-15 02:46 pm (UTC)
alt_michael: (Default)
From: [personal profile] alt_michael
Better-looking ones than yours, Pillock.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-03-16 02:26 am (UTC)
alt_lavender: year 3 (Default)
From: [personal profile] alt_lavender
Ugh, Smith, must you be such a complete berk!

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I am up to no Good

Date: 2011-03-17 01:15 am (UTC)
alt_neville: (Wary)
From: [personal profile] alt_neville
Oh. Um.

Never mind. Evelyn explained it to me.

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